You've probably noticed our beloved social media site has been having some troubles as of late.

Here's my take on the problem from the standpoint of a crazy conspiracy theorists point of view..

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Steemit's under attack!!!

You'll see and hear some witnesses today telling us it's just a simple DDOS attack, that everything's ok and it's just the site ontop of the blockchain being tampered with. They're telling us all not to worry..but I have information to the contrary and I'm prepared to share what I've learned with you all today..

The Timeline

I was at McDonalds this morning and I had to use the washroom, I proceeded towards the restroom while my wife ordered our food. Once inside I overheard a homeless man on the toilet talking to himself while he was having a shit. It sounded interesting so I did what any true patriot would do..

I entered the stall next to him and pressed my ear up to the wall. That's when I heard him mumbling about how North Korean hackers were under direct orders from Kim Jong Un to infiltrate this site and stop people from reading and enjoying @papa-pepper's blogs.

It was all starting to make sense!

I ate my Egg McMuffin and digested even more information to prove my point. The newspaper on the table next to us had an article on the front page highlighting interior home design ideas, you know what that means don't you?

Our government wants to distract us with stories of the most popular seasonal colors and feng shui, meanwhile they're working hand in hand with Isis to currupt our freedoms and our god given right to blog for money.

It's a false flag!

Jet fuel can't melt steel people! Chemtrails are turning our frogs gay and the world's flat. Its obvious once you know where to look.

Last night and today's Steemit snafus are all a part of a bigger plan cooked up by the sneaky fuckers at the DPRK, in direct conjunction with the CIA. From what I gather they're working together trying to undermine freedoms and social media values.

It all makes perfect sense when you think about it.

You'll see posts from some of this site's caretakers blaming the technical glitches on the DDOS attack but the truth is, they've already been compromised.

That's right, they're working hand in hand with the terrorist organization known as the CIA to take down Steemit.

I always suspected @jerrybanfield had something to hide under that graduation cap. I'm pretty sure he's the ringleader in all of this too but I just haven't got the smoking gun quite yet. I will though so fear not people!

You can trust me

@goldenarms is on the case and you can bet your ass I'll get to the bottom of this and smoke a bag full of weed in the process.

Information is power people and I'm just arming you with the tools and information you need to become woke.

I've enlisted the help of 3 scrawny white dudes that a loosely affiliate themselves with antifa and we're prepared to fight...just aslong as it's on the weekend because they've got homework and strict curfues throughout the the week.

What you need to know now

I want all my followers to rest assured I'm on this and I won't let anything happen to Steemit, I'm one person you can trust!

Have a great night and God bless us all.

@goldenarms

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