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I was afrayed you wouldn't cotton on.

This string walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve your kind; get out!" Walks around the corner, combs out his ends and ties himself into a pretzel, and walks back into the bar.

Bartender: "Aren't you that string I just kicked out?"

String: "I'm a frayed knot." :)

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