My Guilty Pleasures | Join the Challenge!

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Just kidding, I´m just trying to trigger you with a bold sexist statement. I have to lure you somehow into reading my post, right? Especially during these dry times where only 27 people are reading posts. I think that´s one of my guilty pleasures, luring people with clickbait titles that are not entirely false, but stretch the truth; my titles are never fake news and I think I use clickbait titles on 5% of my posts but, since I rarely use this tactic, it always - or almost always - work out.

Right now I´m in playa del Carmen with my good friend @eveuncovered and I have to say, even though we are used to travel very differently we share one thing in common: We love sleeping and being lazy. Yesterday it was a lazy day where we didn´t go adventuring around or visiting other places. Sounds crazy since there is so much to do in the Mayan Riviera and most people go visit places everyday for two weeks and don´t get to explore everything the area has in store for tourists. But we are lazy and enjoy simple, calm days. That´s another guilty pleasure of mine, being lazy when I know I shouldn´t be.

Today I woke up at 7 am because I´m a well behaved man and went to bed at 11 pm. I´m working in what could be considered my office for the past few days. I´m in the same hostel I volunteered 2 years ago, a small oasis inside the crazy, loud and full tourist mode 5th Avenue. During the mornings, this place is like a little calm jungle perfect for digital nomads who enjoy the little foreigner runway made up of cute girls waking up to have some breakfast in the kitchen. I can´t complain, it´s actually one of my guilty pleasures, enjoying some eye candy while trying to make a Steem post. Sadly, and you guessed correctly, currently there are no Russian hotties staying at the hostel, but the Argentinians and Australians will do just fine.

Over the past few days, when the hostel had no vacancy, I stayed in an Airbnb. I only went out partying one night with @eveuncovered and some local friends; apart from that night, all the other ones I stayed in and I watched movies while trying to get some Steem work done. In 3 days, I watched the four Shrek movies, How to train your dragon 1 & 2 and The penguins of Madagascar. Yep, instead of being out trying to meet my next wife, I was cozy in bed watching kids movies. Can you call that a guilty pleasure? I guess you can, If not, I don´t care, I´m still doing it, I don´t care what you think.

Oh by the way, this post is part of a challenge started by @Blewitt where he invites everyone to write about their guilty pleasures. I don´t usually join other challenges but it´s been quite a long time since I did and this one sounds like fun and to be honest, I used to enjoy doing this kind of posts but most of the previous topics didn´t drive me crazy. But I gotta say, doing these posts is one of my guilty pleasures.

Since Poland a month ago and now in Playa del Carmen, I haven´t had the time to watch the NFL games and that is a good thing because the Green Bay Packers´s season has been far from good but even so, I enjoy taking the sundays off, sit on a couch/bed, get some chips, grab a coca-cola and watch the Sunday Morning Football. That per se doesn´t make me feel guilty, what makes me feel guilty is spending 6 to 10 hours watching Sports and having the NFL Fantasy App opened all day on my Fantasy match, keeping track of my players and their actions. It´s a silly thing but I enjoy it very much. That´s been one of my guilty pleasures for the past 5 years.

I have some other guilty pleasures that are not so interesting - not that the ones I list above are - so i I´m not gonna make a text about them but what I can do, is list them:

• Whenever I feel like buying something to feel the void inside me, I buy socks. They are useful and by doing this I don´t spend a lot of money and at the same time, I trick my brain into releasing the endorfines we release when buying stuff.
• Eating a full pizza by myself in waves. I used to be able to eat a full pizza in one shot but since I´m not 17 anymore, I still eat a full pizza but in two or three shots, usually with a one hour difference between them.
• Making racist/politically incorrect jokes and see who´s triggered by them. (check the last tag of this post :P )
• Taking the wrong side of an argument just for the sake of having a fun conversation and to see how people react.
• Tagging people here to make them get a notification and they realize I´m nominating them to join the challenge. That´s you @coruscate, @abh12345, @guyfawkes4-20, @tarazkp and @eveuncovered.

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