A Lonely Gremlin

A Lonely Gremlin desired a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Gremlin looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange action, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Gremlin always carried a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Gremlin had a condom that they liked to sleep with. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Gremlin needed a set of lego that they liked to play with. It is a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is exciting. A set of lego is the thing to select.

A Lonely Gremlin desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A helmet would be the item chosen.