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RE: A day in the life of Mr. Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Canister.
The journey of a very thankful man and his smiling yellow friend.
And even old Clucker makes a reappearance...
I've got so many questions, like what on earth are you doing driving around watering plants, why do the planters in both locations two and three have these yellow plastic-pipe-thingies around, why is your diastolic blood pressure so low and why does Mr. Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can smile so much... maybe too much electrolytes?
You don't really have to answer any of these. I'm just smiling and thankful about you making this amaze-balls of a post with awesome sauce on top!
Good ol’ Clucker. Maybe Clucker can go next time. Maybe...
I had a feeling these questions would come up. It’s weird and lots of weird people in Los Angels have weird jobs.
I’m kinda like a part-time, licensed and bonded, Official Yellow Long Spout Watering Can operator/handler. I have a OYLSWCO certificate too. Some people call it “musician” and stuff that... like, “actor”, waitress”, “barista”... (I’m gonna get in trouble for that sarcasm.)
The planters in both locations are the same. They are metal hanging planters that have been powder coated yellow.
Diagnostic blood pressure? Is a new type of dark chocolate? I’m not sure. I try to stay healthy. Maybe too much coffee and sugars... but I like salads. Salads fix everything, right? 😬
Mr Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can looks HAF! I told him, but he just keeps smiling. Yeah, maybe too many electrolytes in one day. (He likes salads too.) Image Mr Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can’s face if I juiced him up with plant fertilizer!
Thank you very much for the compliment. I’ve studied Googly masters like you and many of the contestants like brittandjosie, insaneworks and... there are many! 😁
Is this better?
OYLSWCO what?! Anyways, it's probably hard to stay sane in the greater LA area... so it's probably good if all that doesn't make much sense to me :P
That also sorta explains why Mr Googly Long Spout Yellow Watering Can has this extrovert enthusiasms... I can only imagine how his therapy sessions are going. Using fertilizers is probably an unhealthy life choice, so good on you for keeping him off that stuff before he starts chasing the dragon.
Now about your blood pressure, I dunno, that's even lower than your last reading. Now as far as I know, you're still inside the healthy range, your systolic pressure (when your heart is pumping blood out) is pretty much spot on ideal (100-110 is A+), but your diastolic value (the pressure sustained by your bloodvessels) is getting close to what would be considered a LOW bloodpressure condition, this could be caused by dehydration or plaque?!?
Heh, don't be concerned, you're doing just fine and you shouldn't trust a doctor with googly eyes anyways. :P
Lol, what you say about LA is true. The OYLSWCO is an acronym for a certificate, the Official Yellow Long Spout Watering Canisters Operator certificate.
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My diastolic is probably being affected by too many sweet things, donuts, coffee and stagnation due to a healing back injury. I was dehydrated back when I injured my back too. Dehydration and plaque are a reflection of the poor diet I’ve maintained for the last 2 or 3 years. A blood test from August reflected my diet and lack of cardio exercise too. Thanks for your observation.
Look, my diastolic is better today:
That test was before a took some of this:
The combination of CoQ10, Cod Liver Oil, and Wheat Herm Oil is supposed to be good for heart health. The plants told me that. The plants also said all doctors have googly eyes.
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I guess my images will always be sideways now. I’m not sure what changed. Thanks Steemit.