Thanks Steve! You must be keeping busy with reading all these replies. The cheeky side of me is tempted to write you a short story... However, I've decided to write you a poem attempting to include parts of your post instead:

Inside Genero City
The comfortable home of the
Not so, maybe, noobie
While idiots take more time
Synchronizing by rule abiding
Now coming outta hiding
An introduction by guiding
Turning to softly gliding
That razors edge which divides
The master from the unskilled
Generating stay-at-home mining operations,
Sending the miner far away on expeditions
To which futility knows no boundaries
Formulating the inner limits
In an attempt to understand
The simplicity of bitcoin technologies