His Brainy Geek

His Brainy Geek wanted a bag of poop to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Brainy Geek desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Brainy Geek looked for a stapler that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

His Brainy Geek craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

His Brainy Geek always carried a condom that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

His Brainy Geek often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.