@traf - Lol. That is such an exact impression of the girlfriend... Ladies smile like that when they think they have done a great favor by giving us a 'gift' like 'a lovely napkin' or a 'lovely pink shirt' It takes all of the actor within us to smile and say - what a lovely gift without running to the trash can!
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@vm2904
next christmas i'm just going to make up for it by shoving some used toilet paper in a sock and giving it to her
or getting a new gf