When Was The Last Time

in #funny6 years ago

doctor: when was the last time you had sex?
me:


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@traf,
Seriously dude, don't let me in such embarrassment stage!

Traffy, by your gif I think you can't solve which sex you might tell to doctor lol :D

Cheers~

ya like does the prison shower event count?

He then admitted that some of these questions were too complicated to answer .

haha me in every exam

It's been awhile...I don't rightly remember, but I do know it was as a prize at the end of a sword fight

that's me, always getting my sword stuck in somewhere it doesn't belong

It is very hard to answer when your wife is near you.
Is girlfriend counted?

ya, assuming the doctor isn't your marriage therapist

Wait! Are you showing the reason you don't get laid?

of course, you always have to show your working

That's my wife when I ask her how many sexual partners she's had

you have a very beautiful wife, sir

That's what they all say

3000 years ago

traf, so as not to disclose to the doctor, the secret about the lack of sex for a long time, you better pretend that you do not understand what the question is about, LoL

When the doctor asks: When was the last time you had sex?
I see that he has more problems than mine. Haha.

Lol, oh yeah, I understand, maybe you do not have to strain so much, but just count with your fingers, hahaha

Can't count with your fingers since you're using them for something else.

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