Taste Yourself

in funny •  5 months ago

What it feels like when your girlfriend kisses you right after going down on you

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finally you found the ancestor of bear gryll.

@traf,
This is disgusting. I am not allowing my GF to come up, and prefer doggy to avoid further contracts!

Cheers~

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i hope the dog doesn't mind joining in

Haha you need to be stricter m8, I make mine eat a tube of toothpaste first.


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too bad your roommate filled the tube with his jizz beforehand

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OH noooo, the burn

Donkey Kong has really let himself go

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ya he was throwing away barrels of his protein shake and just gave up

Lol, there are people who deliberately lay down in the sand to be showered with rain, ha ha ha

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damn, thats one kinky pedo

Nasty. Out of bounds!!

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ya, he got most of it outside of his mouth

Having to explain later like

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it's what I do when I'm meant to be the wingman but secretly I just want the girls for myself

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Thanks for you......

wow very fun
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Thanks for you...

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Thank you sir.....

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Many, many thanks sir....

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Most Welcome:.. Great funny post.

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Yeah thanks you

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@gentlebot you really helpful man

Bad dragon

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Exorcist gif The fly gif Bad taste gif ...

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Very nice gif

Hahaha.Very funny

Yeah it s really disgusting..

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You mean my head kissed my girlfriend. No problem my head and my lips both are mine .

Monkey and Banana
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The machine has been installed to brighten the teeth beauty.
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wonderful funny post..
I appreciate your meme 😃😃😃😃

This great funny post i like it..

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Many funny posts are very laughing in the middle of the animal and many interesting stages disappearimages (31).jpg

Very funny moment ...Lol

and what happens when I need to pee during sleeping with my girlfriend;

I can do both of them at the same time.

😂😂very funny

I like this ... its really funny ....

A cat's brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog's. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are ...

It's nice to feel good about yourself when a jerk cat is finally comfortable enough to brush up against you, but all he's really saying is that he now owns .

Whether you're complimenting yourself or just standing at the mirror saying 'I am soooooo drunk' to your reflection and pulling faces, it's pretty hilarious .

It feels so adorable :D lol

What you tell yourself: "I don't need coffee. I just like the way it taste."

Hahaha very nice funny.
I like it meme...

Oh, how I've missed the feel of a man's touch! Me: A man's touch IS nice, but you can wait for a deserving man. Until then…. Tucker: -kisses down ...

Arousal doesn't just start in the bedroom. Before it all goes down, spend time together - kiss, hug and hold hands with her. Show her that you love and ..

My goal was relationship building, and if I had to give myself a score, it would be a solid B+... leaving ample room for improvement.

5 stars rounded down because something left a bad taste in my mouth

Really funny ....lol

You just can't be too high-strung in your 20's, you have the rest of your life to be that way.

Very funny meme

Awww got free warm beer, taste like salty but still good

The bitter taste wakes us up and gets the caffeine in the bloodstream faster.

Lol man really very funny post ..I still waiting for your next funny post. .thanks to @traf

she said it was nasty cause i didn't peed about 2 days : )

lol......really very funny.

Hanging Out: He texts you the address of his cousin's friend's party … if you wanna meet up. Dating: The forehead kiss. That is all.