Shudder

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

Actual footage of my wife trying to put on a sexy pole dance for me

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dude i found your wife doing pole dance at the strip club..

@traf,
When she is coming at you, act sleep and don't try to get up. Otherwise, you definitely be hammered :D

Traffy, I feel like she got an itchy at her backside lol :D

Cheers~

poke them in the eyes, play dead, climb up a tree: I think that's more or less how you deal with bears/wives

@trafalgar,
I don't fear to bears, but wives :/ Lol :D

Cheers~

Geez Traffy your wife is fat and hairy...just the way you like them!

i prefer a bear from grindr these days

She must have a lucky man to not tell her it's time to shave.

she's far more hideous underneath all that hair that I view the hairiness as a natural paper bag

Lol, my wife, too, very original decides to approach sexual dances for me, it seems it also excites her, ha ha ha

guess your wife doesn't shaved her puss either eh?

Lol, today it is necessary, for the script of the dance, haha

I don't know how you bear it

reminds me of those pun hashtags i skip

you were very speedy with puns ( I hope you get this one)

I saw her at the swingers club downtown dancing with some short guy. Man, she put on the moves.

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no that's just me
no one wants to tag us in at those clubs so it's a waste of time

That is funny. I look at this and my son says... "Why are you laughing?" My face turns red.

Amazing action

I will quickly run to her and set her down before she injures herself...

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I like how my wife dances, only the floor shudders :))) ha-ha

ha ha. Poor sosodi.

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