This sh*t is real... A guy hit on me at a bar when I foolishly went out to get some food by myself, and I repeatedly told him I was straight. Because I'm stupid and too nice to be a jerk when he asked to be friends (he's a doctor and I wanted to introduce him to crypto, so I thought it'd be helpful), this is what I'm dealing with almost 3 weeks later...
He's invited me on a ski trip and his private condo, etc.. Ugh. I hate blocking people, but I'm about there.
I need a special friendship in my life.. I need a man in my life... I promise if you'd give me a chance, I'd would help you experience what luxury life has to offer and even help you flourish in life
Can't make it up. Stuff of nightmares. I'm not making fun of someone with mental issues, but am making fun of myself here.
Seriously, my affection can ONLY be bought with Steem Power, duh. Haha. Gotta sign off to help parents in the early AM, but got some good laughs from all of this (and a few tears of self pity).
Traf, You've been very down lately. I'm here for you buddy if you want to talk. Or if you want to just grab a room and chill I can bring @steemnsfw, @dandesign86 and @dj123 and have a fun evening.
This sh*t is real... A guy hit on me at a bar when I foolishly went out to get some food by myself, and I repeatedly told him I was straight. Because I'm stupid and too nice to be a jerk when he asked to be friends (he's a doctor and I wanted to introduce him to crypto, so I thought it'd be helpful), this is what I'm dealing with almost 3 weeks later...
He's invited me on a ski trip and his private condo, etc.. Ugh. I hate blocking people, but I'm about there.
Source: ME FML
hahahaha
i wonder how much it'd take to turn you gay
If you can convince him, I'll bring a camera and KY...
Bwahahah....i say 1 Orca, he likes a fat one!
Oh Matty! He's not the only one... When will you come to our side
Haha we don't have a condo but we promise to use a condom
Speak for yourself. I wanna feel Matty
I guess I'm gonna be stuck with sloppy seconds..
Better than DJ's smelly thirds
Hahaha!
General heave. Heave. Heave.... Ha. Funny stuff. Good night!!
Goodnight buddy !
sweet dreams sexy ;D
Haha agreed
Night matty
Hahaha!
Bwahahahah!
sexymatty this is pure Gold :P
ROTFL .....hahahah
That one was for you DJ.
Can't make it up. Stuff of nightmares. I'm not making fun of someone with mental issues, but am making fun of myself here.
Seriously, my affection can ONLY be bought with Steem Power, duh. Haha. Gotta sign off to help parents in the early AM, but got some good laughs from all of this (and a few tears of self pity).
Haha "my affection can only be bought with Steem Power" lol
Just missing your flag...
Delivered.
good flag
He's the male equivalent to this girl
source
I just use an old recording of her
haha
Just kidding...
My Ringtone for everyone:
Traf, You've been very down lately. I'm here for you buddy if you want to talk. Or if you want to just grab a room and chill I can bring @steemnsfw, @dandesign86 and @dj123 and have a fun evening.
haha it's always a downer when the wife calls
and sexymatty over too, we'll bring whiskey and an extra large lub of ky-jelly
Yea I'll be coming straight from the airport, so you'll need to bring the liquids.
no worries hog all them eensy-weensy little bottles from 1st class
As long as you're coming I'm happy
Haha. Transparent!
should be opaque, better get the doc to check you out
I only had a large. But if you have extra large then of course there is room for sexymatty
This is my ringtone
Got the jitters of it reminding me of one obsessive ex way back, but the laughs now outweighed the pair of supersonic jet engines in my mind.
Hahah that Really was something - that's my six pack's exercise for today
Haha wow - it must have been Paramount to keep Her Happy
hehe go report the 101 rep on sexymatty Steem
workout program
ROTFL....Really appreciate the genius for making this :D
Somebody please get that guy over to DTube
Thanks 4 d share @oguylmz
That just got Funnier and funnier... Fuck! Great find.
haha
wuuuuuu
That's smart, because the more calls you pick up The worse the accusations will be
yeah sometimes when they wake up they hit you straight away because they dreamt you did something lol
Is this you Pre-Op?
Hehe
Hey @dandesign86 need your flag. Can you spare 20%?
Sure thing !
Dandy done the dodo?
i feel like I'm going to fall into her mouth
Try landing with your ass so she gets a taste of her own medicine
good flag
Wow that's a generous upvote - thanks bro !
It sure felt good to gang flag him
Hey 9 out of 10 people agree ganache rape is awesome
It seems those numbers might be based on a biased research group
No bias. We did all agreed it was right
flag
You don't like ganache rape?
Try landing with your ass so she gets a taste of her own medicine
We just have to learn to sleep with one eye opened hehe
Her: "It´S cAlLeD mIcRo ChEaTiNg I´vE rEaD iT oN bUzZfEeD"
It's funny making caller ID pictures too. I set this one for my credit card company.
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@traf,
Ha ha ha that's funny :D
Cheers~
Lol
Lol, oh yeah, everyone has their own ringtone and everyone reacts in their own way ha ha ha :D
I am smile now,this post is morning sugar😂
They why, did you only upvote your morning sugar 2%, but your comment you upvoted 100%?
Seems like you're a taker...
I like takers.
Thank you brother
Anytime
If you're summoning the downvote ring again a'la Captain Planet...
Not sure I have your sexiness to summon it. But yes I am keen to show takers they aren't welcome...
I will start it though, will see what happens.
Ok sexymatty 20% - u know the drill
I love takers. It's cos I'm a giver