This sh*t is real... A guy hit on me at a bar when I foolishly went out to get some food by myself, and I repeatedly told him I was straight. Because I'm stupid and too nice to be a jerk when he asked to be friends (he's a doctor and I wanted to introduce him to crypto, so I thought it'd be helpful), this is what I'm dealing with almost 3 weeks later...
He's invited me on a ski trip and his private condo, etc.. Ugh. I hate blocking people, but I'm about there.
Source: ME FML
hahahaha
i wonder how much it'd take to turn you gay
Bwahahah....i say 1 Orca, he likes a fat one!
If you can convince him, I'll bring a camera and KY...
Oh Matty! He's not the only one... When will you come to our side
Haha we don't have a condo but we promise to use a condom
Speak for yourself. I wanna feel Matty
I guess I'm gonna be stuck with sloppy seconds..
Better than DJ's smelly thirds
Hahaha!
General heave. Heave. Heave.... Ha. Funny stuff. Good night!!
Haha agreed
Goodnight buddy !
sweet dreams sexy ;D
Night matty
Hahaha!
Bwahahahah!
sexymatty this is pure Gold :P
ROTFL .....hahahah
That one was for you DJ.
Can't make it up. Stuff of nightmares. I'm not making fun of someone with mental issues, but am making fun of myself here.
Seriously, my affection can ONLY be bought with Steem Power, duh. Haha. Gotta sign off to help parents in the early AM, but got some good laughs from all of this (and a few tears of self pity).
Haha "my affection can only be bought with Steem Power" lol
Just missing your flag...
Delivered.
good flag
He's the male equivalent to this girl
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