Putting Yourself Out

in #funny6 years ago

When your date turns out so hideous you end up using the chloroform you prepared on yourself instead

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@traf,
Actual footage of the moment! But beware from the Black guy who is behind you :D

Cheers~

too bad the dude in the background is blind so he can't be a witness

Too bad the dude in
The background is blind so he
Can't be a witness

                 - traf


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Make sure that you're smelling icy fresh before you make your mate come closer.

if your mate is anything like mine, you'd want her as far as possible

Even with this separator ??

kisscondom

My date kit for the Tinder dates:
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ah you got the starter kit from my eshop
nice

@traf, you should be a face of the brand which produces chloroform.

'giving you a knock out edge in the modern dating world'

Lol, in such cases, must necessarily wear chloroform in your back pocket, which quickly put yourself out of action, hahaha

ya and look smart while doing it!

You're a brave man @trafalgar, I would not dare pass-out in front of someone so unbearably ugly, even the thought of getting CPR would be enough to make me throw-up.

it's always better to delay suffering than bear to stare at them for another second
so why not take your chances

or he just has a stinky ass hand

When I saw my lady, I realized that the prepared chloroform today is useful to me :)

Make sure your mouth fresh or not after kissing

Lol. When I saw my lady, I became so frightened and I began to cry because I understood that the floroform had to be tried for the rest of my life.

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