When you make one of the biggest mistakes of the last few decades. All you can say is, "I'm sorry."
If anything, it is a teachable moment to talk to them about the dangers of drinking 151 proof liquor at your family reunion.
"Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went into his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order to not give offspring to his brother." Genesis 38:9
Because problems will arise, take this important lesson about spilling seed. Remember to use the Onan method.
If I comment on this my kids will buy me a drink but my wife will kill me so I will just laugh silently until she says, "What are you laughing about?" And I close my phone saying, "Oh just thought it's funny how we got together. You know, fate?"
When my wife has one of these days I have the same thoughts about making mistakes
every day in my life
every effing day
Thanks for you...
Wow so nice funny
Right
Mistake
Its better then saying to your kids 'Im not your father, the milk man is'!
haha ya
that's why my kids are so ugly
When you make one of the biggest mistakes of the last few decades. All you can say is, "I'm sorry."
If anything, it is a teachable moment to talk to them about the dangers of drinking 151 proof liquor at your family reunion.
"Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went into his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order to not give offspring to his brother." Genesis 38:9
Because problems will arise, take this important lesson about spilling seed. Remember to use the Onan method.
onan is savage
onan the barbarian
one of these erasers might have come in in handy
well she probably figured if those tattoos she could save on bras
That's a beautiful funny..
Omg
Mine would be simple. We married each other because our parents decided we would 17 years prior.
but how did they know you were going to be gay?
If I comment on this my kids will buy me a drink but my wife will kill me so I will just laugh silently until she says, "What are you laughing about?" And I close my phone saying, "Oh just thought it's funny how we got together. You know, fate?"
you're a wiser man than me
i can never catch myself speaking my mind
It was cause of my hairy big Dick !!!
My bad Son +_+
Yes It was cause of my hairy big Dick !!!
My bad Son +_+
very intiristig :)
Thank for you sir
Thanks you so much @gentlebot
Thanks for you
Again Thanks you @gentlebot
@borshaislam yeah It was cause of your hairy big Dick !!!
Your bad lol ^_^
Yes right
Thanks for @gentlebot for this amazing gift.
@gentlebot is real hero
Thanks for you..
@traf,
Oh Dude, Obama missed a nice chance :D
But Traffy, If you were him you might be like Cuban ex-leader lol :D
Cheers~
Third tenure, hahahaha. The people will revolt before Michelle
That's a amazing funny @traf
Thank you sir....
Thanks for you @gentlebot
Back to back reply, thank you so much sir...
Many many thanks to @gentlebot
Right that's amazing funny
Amazing funny
thanks too you.
Very amazing funny...
haha
That's a amzing funny @traf
ha ha its big mistake..really funny @Traf
Now I see why they are still happily married
some things can not be undone
So you can spend your Steem as you want, it's a very good news @traf!
Please be careful regarding gold-digger