When you make one of the biggest mistakes of the last few decades. All you can say is, "I'm sorry."

If anything, it is a teachable moment to talk to them about the dangers of drinking 151 proof liquor at your family reunion.

"Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went into his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order to not give offspring to his brother." Genesis 38:9

Because problems will arise, take this important lesson about spilling seed. Remember to use the Onan method.