I have to agree with Traf here, share the truth, to be a burden to a company is not the greatest feeling in the world, it's better to get a lower job knowing you got it with some level of honestly and have peace of mind at work.
There is already enough stress in life without lying to your boss
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HAHAHA really a big true and i agree with you 100% @traf beacause when people go for an interview,, dont know that what they can give to company but every one say lie during interview and give answer that they give many benefits to company,,, they improve comany reputition,,, they give much profit etc etc , but these are only dialogs not reality, if they speak true they dont know what they will give to company
And your talk is best that a honestly answer is really this and a big true @traf ,
(i honestly dont know )
Behold the working resume of 30% of your applicants:
Mission Statement:
To get an upvote from @trafalgar via minimal effort and lack of respect.
Skills:
Hobbies:
Me write good. Please hiring
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What position you applying for??
Anything you need filled
Unfortunately, all positions filled but I think they might be hiring here
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I have some standards, admittedly not very high ones, but I do tend to vote better stuff slightly more than random gifs :p
"Hopefully a successful Workers Comp lawsuit".
Well... if you play your cards right, we may both profit...
this is how you meet your soulmate in a country that has banned tinder
The temptation I face going to work on Mondays.
and if you hire my 2 brothers we'll likely get a class action thing going too
I have to agree with Traf here, share the truth, to be a burden to a company is not the greatest feeling in the world, it's better to get a lower job knowing you got it with some level of honestly and have peace of mind at work.
There is already enough stress in life without lying to your boss
Gives Working From Home A New Spin Doesn't It?
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All you need is a really good wing man to help you nail that job.
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and then he ends up getting it because you were interviewing to be a stunt man
Agreed, the right friends can help you nail it.
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Excellent.
Some interviews it's just better to walk away from before they start.
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just when you spent 2 hours putting up that door too
Haha I bring skills no one else has
motor skills behind the wheel?
Damn straight, that's some nek level hydration right there
Wow, that looks strenuous, Make sure you stretch first.
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Haha I think my eyes are stretching nicely from side to side. Always important to stretch the eyes to reduce strain :D
HAHAHA really a big true and i agree with you 100% @traf beacause when people go for an interview,, dont know that what they can give to company but every one say lie during interview and give answer that they give many benefits to company,,, they improve comany reputition,,, they give much profit etc etc , but these are only dialogs not reality, if they speak true they dont know what they will give to company
And your talk is best that a honestly answer is really this and a big true @traf ,
(i honestly dont know )
The best part is, once you're in you're set. No need to actually work...
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the always ask the same brain dead questions like where do you think you'll be in 20 years and you have to suppress your sarcastic urges
And when you know you just killed the interview
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With the correct preperation comes confidence.
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You may want to consider retirement then.
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Sleeping on the job, is the best sleep. SO go out there and nail the interview
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