Behold the working resume of 30% of your applicants:

Mission Statement:

To get an upvote from @trafalgar via minimal effort and lack of respect.

Skills:

• Source and publish gifs and/or pictures ranging between 0-25% in relevance.
• Unable to provide original joke material.
• Working knowledge of reading comprehension.
• Can type @traf.
• Not a quick learner.
• Excellence in providing redundant material.
• Below average bot programming skills.
• Difficulty providing sourcing links.
• Will continue to work for free.

Hobbies:

• Testing peoples' patience.