Behold the working resume of 30% of your applicants:
Mission Statement:
To get an upvote from @trafalgar via minimal effort and lack of respect.
Skills:
- Source and publish gifs and/or pictures ranging between 0-25% in relevance.
- Unable to provide original joke material.
- Working knowledge of reading comprehension.
- Can type @traf.
- Not a quick learner.
- Excellence in providing redundant material.
- Below average bot programming skills.
- Difficulty providing sourcing links.
- Will continue to work for free.
Hobbies:
- Testing peoples' patience.
Me write good. Please hiring
Src
What position you applying for??
Anything you need filled
Unfortunately, all positions filled but I think they might be hiring here
![](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://new4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sperm+bank+sperm+bank+sign_eb3788_5111052.jpg)
I have some standards, admittedly not very high ones, but I do tend to vote better stuff slightly more than random gifs :p