Hope She Can't Hear Me!
When you're on the toilet at your new girlfriend's place and are hoping she can't hear your machine gun diarrhoea
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When you're on the toilet at your new girlfriend's place and are hoping she can't hear your machine gun diarrhoea
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well don't try to get back to your girlfriend so quickly
Take Your Time, Let It Out Easy
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hahahah so much suffering heheheh
bwahahah i really like this gif too, you know he's not suffering in silence
He looks like he's dying.
lol yeah dying of shame
Even 'dyingg' sounds nice lol
i try but it always comes out as a volcanic eruption
try harder....err wait belay that order
The perfect bed time story for me! Hooray.
lol your timing always seems to be so perfect, hope you get some detox release before bed
just need toilet paper
lol not enough toast in a whole bakery to clean up that shit!
Holy shit stain haha - we must be talking about a month of constipation here before this eruption!
lol his bowels is like a camel
@traf @dj123 guys you're terrible .. hahahahahaha but let's see... It also happens to girls, not only boys have these kind of suffering on aa date!!
like this @chiquibencomo?
If you are Really-Really Quiet.....
....You can just about do it anywhere
hahahahaha
damn that poker face
Drip, drip, drip......bluub! :P
Hearing it is one thing - seeing it is worse !
I won't have whatever she's snorting
This is the length the wife has to go to for me to believe she's not feeling well and not up for sex, I don't believe that headache bullshit
Haha maybe in the future you will take her word for it lol
kaboom.....and it's a Jackson Pollack
haha yea it might be Jackson Pollacks daughter. She has reinvented the splash painting
I'd usually say this was a solid joke, butt...
Yea she probably wishes se hadn't eaten that deep fried chicken tikka curry meal, with extra spicy everything
She probably just finished eating in a Sichuan Restaurant !
Lol or some of this to fire up the reactor
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Damn ! Haha i wouldn't give that stuff to my worst enemy .. or would I ? Hehe
Lol squirter
If your looking for some pootang ! Hehe
Sweet, it's been cleaned out for entry.
Haha
God bless you
It's much quieter if you go in after it.
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lol can you imagine this in the upcoming avengers movie?
'err ok...this seems like a job for you ant man'
ant man: ..........
geez sluttynsfw you're a real fiber hunter huh?
Ultimate booty call.
Hmm all of a sudden I no longer feel hungry
I guess this elephant is too lazy to chew himself
When Steem whales diarrhea
No post that day
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Oh God. I'll put this here as a warning. There is a lot! of very graphic diarrhoea going on here. tread carefully..
that should be on every public toilet entrance door
That Is An Understatement, Please Be Warned Do Not Scroll Down If You
Do Scroll Down If You Want To Know How Masochistic You Really Are
Nobody can cantrol the explosion.
We need tail to make diarrhoea soundproof it help to slowly release the pressure.
Anyone else, want some anal sex really bad
sure, i'll just do it with my hemorrhoids
eww
When the fireworks are over, the real horror begins. Might as well get a jump start reactivating your Tinder account.
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learn to drip dry my friend
Haha lol, now that's a shitty spot to be in
It's better she hears you in the toilet
Than to see you go on the bedroom floor.
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nature's lube
Then when she rushes you to the hospital you soil their floor as well!