He's A Knockout

in #funny6 years ago

When a guy hugs you and you get a strange feeling then desperately try to stop yourself from getting an erection

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Why stop it. We must celebrate it. There even products specifically made to celebrate that. Called roofies.

I must be taking them wrong

If you’re the one taking them, then it’s someone doing it right.

Lol, oh yeah, you need to strengthen your actions against an erection, otherwise your girlfriend, who sees everything from the outside, begins to fill with jealousy, ha ha ha

damn, this is seriously brutal
it's like the black cat is trying to stop him from self harming

Thanks for you....

he's rather getting beat up than getting erection, lol ....

Just start dry humping their leg. Works like a charm

dry? I'm more optimistic ;)

It could be worse. You don't feel like that when you hug an animal at least.

no, it's even worse because the lion gets one

I suppose your wife's mustache gives the same feeling?

Ya
Chuck Doris, they use to call her at school

Thanks for you...

Yes thanks you

Most welcome...

I think I would rather explain getting an erection at the wrong time than having to explain not getting an erection when the time is right.

Funny Boy Karate

Ha ha really funny

@traf,
Oh dude it's a very awkward situation, specially not getting erection lol :D

When he stopped hugging you might take a deep breath, coz I know hard to keep control that feeling lol :D

Cheers~

You are a bit of a sick puppy aren't you Traffy, getting punched in the head gets your hard?

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