He's A Knockout

in funny •  5 months ago

When a guy hugs you and you get a strange feeling then desperately try to stop yourself from getting an erection

gif from giphy

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

Why stop it. We must celebrate it. There even products specifically made to celebrate that. Called roofies.

·

I must be taking them wrong

·
·

If you’re the one taking them, then it’s someone doing it right.

Lol, oh yeah, you need to strengthen your actions against an erection, otherwise your girlfriend, who sees everything from the outside, begins to fill with jealousy, ha ha ha

·

damn, this is seriously brutal
it's like the black cat is trying to stop him from self harming

·
·

Thanks for you....

he's rather getting beat up than getting erection, lol ....

Just start dry humping their leg. Works like a charm

·

dry? I'm more optimistic ;)

It could be worse. You don't feel like that when you hug an animal at least.

·

no, it's even worse because the lion gets one

I suppose your wife's mustache gives the same feeling?

·

Ya
Chuck Doris, they use to call her at school

·
·

Thanks for you...

·
·
·

Yes thanks you

·
·
·
·

Most welcome...

I think I would rather explain getting an erection at the wrong time than having to explain not getting an erection when the time is right.

Funny Boy Karate

·

Ha ha really funny

@traf,
Oh dude it's a very awkward situation, specially not getting erection lol :D

When he stopped hugging you might take a deep breath, coz I know hard to keep control that feeling lol :D

Cheers~

You are a bit of a sick puppy aren't you Traffy, getting punched in the head gets your hard?

35 Things That Are Better Than Sex: Our Hardly-Comprehensive List

hahaha... nice funny..
Thanks for sharing valuable post..
I appreciate your meme...

Amazing funny.
I like it funny.
I appreciate your funny post.

·

Please Stop

In your your last 100 comments you used 49 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 74.90% and Bot: 1.70%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

That's great funny post.i like this fun.
Thanks for sharing your Every wonderful funny.i follow you

Awesome post.i love fun
Thanks for sharing this funny post.i like it.
Best of luck

Wow
So good funny.
I like it funny.

·

Please Stop

In your your last 100 comments you used 34 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 71.30% and Bot: 2.40%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

There is justice in this world.

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁hahahahahahaha
Love you @traf
This great funny post.i like it

Amir Khan Punches out 8 Candles In One Punch

WoW.. great funny post..I love this fun.
Hahaha... I appreciate your every funny post.
Best of luck @traf

coffin-of-eternal-darkness.

Hehehehe why the heck is dude beating himself up.

That moment when you've fought your brain into confusion and you hand no longer coordinates with your body.

I think that's the only explanation to what's going on down there ...lolzz

pretty weak knockout punch.... he's no nfl'er.

xD gai sensei naruto

Upvote and resteem @traf sir

DQmTx9rViSHmquCDJqGz3BEnJuevsu8Wmiqe4h2zS2ibRxb.png

DQmYrWdmFnLJf6B4jVoKGBemkLKcK7JmdPvh2nDBAsdQemx.gif

Take Down Guard

Dishummmmmm...My mouth..hahahahaha.
Funny is the great..hi @traf your all funny post.
Amazing..I follow you!! .

The Most Fabulous Knockout

A Knockout

Ninja monkey flying kick knockout ...

Very nice funny..
I like it this meme,,,

·

Please Stop

In your your last 100 comments you used 58 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 56.50% and Bot: 2.70%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

At least you've voted for some witnesses now. And you're dropping from 98% down to 92... Perhaps your starting to see it, perhaps you just forget to upvote yourself and accidentally upvote the people who support you.

Lol. It's better to do other exercises before it's too late:))

Heheehehehe.. great funny post.i love your every funny post.
All the best @traf

Aaah...Dishuuuuuum 😈

3ohc0QQkTH6YK8g4zS.gif

hahaha.. .. very interesting

Anecdote.

  • This skirt is too short! I forbid you to go out into the street!
  • Well, paaaaaap ...
  • Finish, Oleg, a normal guy because he grew up.