Employee Of The Month

in #funny6 years ago

When you got completely wasted last night but had to get up early for work

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Lol yeah I had to buy shares in an alarm clock company.


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i guess thanks to you sales are up

Thanks for you....

Lol, my wife always wakes me up on time, to work, especially after our stormy night with her, ha ha ha

stormy eh? Guess you share a woman with trump

Kids aren't going to drive the school bus on their own!

I dunno, there's a 19 year old that stayed down a few years

Lol. When your colleagues look at you judgingly, trying to understand why I did not sleep and what I did all night :))

guess we all work as familiars at hogwarts

@traf,
WTF you are still working? You said you get early retirement with STEEM at $3 :D Isn't it?
When your boss found a millionaire working under him, you might get busted lol :D

Cheers~

$30
my boss is worth hundreds of millions at least
he cooks the best meth in the city

This early bird has worms.

can people stop referring to my penis on here please? It's a private matter

Please is that a quote, adage or what? Never heard of it before @mineopoly.

It is original based on:

"The early bird gets the worm."

The phrase: " The early bird gets worms" has several meanings.

Look up: "Get worms" in google. You can also get worms in tequila. Somehow a joke is not funny if you explain it.

Oh! Now I grab it. Thank you.

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@gentlebot you very helpful man

You must be a workaholic for you put up a dance when awaken to go to work.
So funny.

The owl is more happy than tired :>

employee of the month

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