30 Day Return Policy

in #funny6 years ago

Instructions on how to fold her back into a flat pack if you're intending to return your mail order bride

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cautionary warning @trafalgar, just like panties and underwears, there is a point of no return you gotta make sure you don't cross


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Don't remove the plastic put a ring on it till you're absolutely sure
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Next time, don't take her out completely

Saves you the trouble of having to refold her

Lol makes it hard to test the product properly though

Hmmm, you got a point there.

just got to train my cat to not shit on her for a while

Oh, come on Traf, who wouldn't want a flexible ride bride

Think of the possibilities

well one possibility is to get one that's over 18

Glad her clothes were all black to not feel as strong of an urge to pass out vs if I saw her hip pop out.

She's more flexible than my old Gi-Joe action figures, which were obviously contorted for combat reasons.

Lol GI Joe figurines, the only soldiers who run into combat doing the splits

She might be the only woman walking this earth that could satisfy @steemnsfw

Walking?!! Nah I don't like em walking, they escape to easily. Though I am partial to a ride in a electric chair.

hmm what did you do with those figures?
Gi Joe you stuck it up your real american asshole eh?

Yeah... Me too... For... Ah... Combat... To fight those bad boys... I mean baddies

Anyone else feeling hot in here?

You should fold her up this way

Takes up less space

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ah, when you need to go but there isn't a toilet in sight

Come on, man. I'm eating here....but if that's your thing, don't let me stop you.

Is it wrong i find this arousing?

To each his own. I won't judge you.

Nice! Finally IKEA is expanding their business where the real money is. But, unfortunately like with all IKEA goods you have to pick it up yourself!

I bet you have an alan's key that fits perfectly into all those holes of theirs

Haha not your average off the shelf item i see XD

As long as you are a Swedish citizen you are given one when you turn nine years old

Hehe it's good that they have Swedish names for all the products so atleast that will stay the same

hmm so that's why mine has a made in Sweden label then

Lmao your in fine for tonight m8.
It appears you got the wrong version, super happy with mine already threw out the box


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and she can knock herself out with one of those kicks if she can't stand the look of you

Lol if she does that it's a malfunctioning product and will have to return it :D

IKEA is really good at flat packing everything, but 30 days doesn't seem like long enough for this product. I couldn't even figure out her instruction manual. How else am I supposed to make a Bäbby?

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ah, that's why they have all those beds at their store

Lol, very simple, fold, put and close the lid, ha ha ha :D

woah, for a second I thought those were bowling balls

i gave it a try but then this happened
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Wait, You upvoted yourself 100% and the post 4%... really? You should even that out a bit.

give him a warning itchy....give it to him!

nah, maybe he really does like this gif 25x more than trafs efforts.

yeah some people really like white-boys jumping...i hear it's the latest fetish

I love watching people embarrass themselves. Like those guys who post irrelevant comments and beg for upvotes. Entertains me for hours.

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