I travel a lot for work for my primary job, but I occasionally get to travel for my side hustles or hobbies. In this case I was traveling to a town to perform a comedy hypnosis show for a gathering of women selling housewares (I don’t want to name the company).

The show was in one of the “Ballrooms” of the hotel. There was a riser that acted as the stage and rows and rows of seats.

The show went off perfectly well, I had almost 2 dozen volunteers on stage after I dismissed a bunch more. I usually like shows with 6-12 participants but the lady running the party wanted at least dozen and really wanted about 2 dozen. With almost 600 participants she wanted to insure that as many people as possible got to participate or personally know someone on stage.

The hotel was gorgeous and since my performance was on Thursday evening I decided to invite my wife and her Mom and Dad to the hotel for the weekend. My airfare was covered and her Mom and Dad lived about 2 hours away so I only had to pay for my wife’s airfare and the hotel bill for the weekend - I felt like a WINNER!

Ok - back to the story. I ran through my usual hypno skits. I had them smelling a foul odor and breathing through their shoe - as a gas mask. Translating fake languages. All tame things - strictly family oriented. The lady running things wanted me to include no more than 2 “R” rated (Adult themed) skits. I made sure all of the volunteers, before the show, understood that they would be feeling personally and amorously fulfilled by the end of the show. Probably why I got so many volunteers.

I did the bit where they opened their eyes and the hypnotist was naked - not just naked but the most well hung man they had ever seen - or imagined. This resulted in hoots of laughter from the audience as these women Oohed and Ahhed or closed their eyes tightly. The second bit I saved for the end. After they came out of hypnosis I would shake each participant's hand. As I did so they would each have an orgasm. The firmer the handshake the more powerful the orgasm.

I also suggested that they would all remember just how huge my manhood was - and would think of it each time they saw me. They would also be compelled to mention it to the ladies around them.I figured a little blushing and some post hypnotic talking would help people remember the show the next day before they all went home Friday night or early Saturday.

First - that handshake suggestion was a poorly worded suggestion. I meant that the firmer “I” shook their hand the more powerful the orgasm. Two of those women almost broke my damn hand! Seriously - my hand ached for almost two hours!

Second - I didn’t stop to think that these women would stay the weekend. They had already been there for a week. My wife and in-laws arrived and we’re walking to the pool and this lady looks at me and blushes deeply - then walks over to my wife and mother in law and says “You know he has a huge penis right?”

OH SHIT

My mother in law is bright red - my wife is speechless (Which never happens) and my father in law looks like he wants to KILL me.

I quickly start explain it to my wife and in laws. As I’m explaining it to them the lady comes back and says - “By the way, I haven’t cum that hard in years, thank you so much” and hugs me!!!

Good thing my room had two queen beds as even after I explained my wife was still angry. I saw 3 more of my participants over the weekend, glancing at me and smiling. To this day I don’t think my father in law fully believes the story.