Jets receiver returns and tells worst Christmas story ever. (Jim Shorts Reports)
N.Y. Jets receiver Jeremy Kerley returned to practice today. He had been suspended for 4 games for testing positive for a performance enhancing drug. Apparently one of the side effects of these P.E.D.s is amnesia. It seems no one who ever tests positive can ever remember taking any banned substances.
Kerley added dementia to his list of ailments.
When questioned as to how the banned substance got in his system, he said, "I don’t know, a lot of ghosts around here. Ghost put it in. You know the ghost of Christmas past."
Worst Christmas character ever:
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