Clearly it means that you must smudge both lenses with your thumbs, pulling out the earphones in a single motion.

"Not Today" just means a promise for tomorrow, so why not strike when its least expected? Thats right, a full on french kiss with a double ass grab for good measure.

Grab one of the swinging headphones and release your startled prey, jamming it deep in your greasy ear canal. She'll love those gobs of orange earwax. Divine!

(Yes, I'm joking.)