"Dogs have owners, Cats have staff."

Hi! I'm Gizmo, @sykochica's master. She's a good servant and I couldn't imagine not having some help with my extremely busy days. I treat her well though, letting her live here, pay my rent, feed me and enjoy my cuteness.

My days are jam-packed with duties that include:

Listening to People's Problems

Guarding the Kitty Fort

Protecting Important Electronics

and Keeping this Blasted Carpet Down!

I do various impressions like:
The Prairie Dog

Deadpool

...and Two-Face

Somehow I still manage to have a modelling career.
Here are some of my favorite poses:
The Yawn

Showing off my Abs

The Peek-a-boo

The Serious Look

The Lounging Look

and The Sassy Neck-bob

I'm currently trying to get in the book called "Stuff on my Cat." (Which is horribly named by the way, making it sound like I have an owner!) So far I've submitted shots of me wearing:
An Octopus

A Puppy

a Rabbit-fur Boa

and a Bandana

But at the end of the day, there's nothing better than going to a Hawaiian luau by:
Putting on my leis

...or picking up a girl

I'm not sure if I'll have too much time to post on Steemit myself, but I'll at least let @sykochica hop on here from time to time to keep you updated on my life.