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Dedicated to my closest adviser, best friend and funniest person on Earth: my father.  

Out-takes #2: Top 3 business situations

During the last months I was documenting several dialogs I had with my father. I only shared them with my inner circle which means: other family members and my best friends. But then I thought they could be a nice input for steemit´s #funny section. 

The first outtakes concerning 'relationships' were published in my article Top 3 dating advices.

You should know that I have an excellent relationship with my father. He´s 65 years old but most of the time it seems like he´s not much older than me! We are on the same wave lenght and mainly do have exactly the same sense of humor: ironic, sometimes sarcastic  and.... ruthless :-)  

Here we go these are my top 3 favourite quotes regarding: business.   


No. 1 DRUGS

Dad checking the latest sales revenues, being quite content.
Dad: This has been our best November ever in the history of the company.
Marly: Oh wow, that´s awesome daddy! We should organize a huge party and celebrate that.
Dad: I agree. We should do one of these parties like Leonardo DiCaprio in 'The Wolf of Walstreet'. The only thing I am not really sure about is if I should start consuming cocain at an age of 65.

No. 2 NAP 

Marly entering the building through the entrance hall where she finds her dad lying on the sofa.
Marly: Dad, what are you doing here at 11am?
Dad: Having a nap. I am like 'The mentalist': I do have my most inspiring moments when hanging around and chilling.

No. 3 COFFEE 

Marly starting her day in the office, checking the first emails, dad coming along.  
Dad: Everything fine, sweetie?  
Marly: Yeah dad, everything cool. But you could bring me a coffee actually.
Dad: (laughing) I am your boss!
Marly: You are totally right. I always wanted to say that to one of my bosses and look what happens. 


There is nothing more appreciated than a naturally comfortable work environment. Being relaxed and having fun even makes you more efficient. And the very best thing about working with my dad: I can go surfing whenever a good swell comes along - flexibility rules! :-) 

More life lessons, funny out-takes, surfing and poetry in my blog: @surfermarly


Cheers & live your dream,
Marly - 


Picture source: http://www.groundedandsurrounded.com/tag/friendship/


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