Totally Fabricated Bios: Papa-Pepper

in #funny4 years ago

Welcome to my new series: Totally Fabricated Bios


In this first of hopefully many of these, I'm going to offer a totally fabricated biography of the one and only @papa-pepper! Please remember that this is just for fun and it's only for entertainment purposes.


Papa-Pepper Bio

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Name: Papa-Pepper

Place of birth: Peppertown, Indiana

College education: Chile Pepper Institute, New Mexico State University

Favorite dish: Stuffed peppers

Favorite meat: Pepperoni

Favorite drink: Dr. Pepper

Favorite rock band: Red Hot Chili Peppers

Favorite album: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Favorite rappers: Salt-N-Pepa (Minus Salt)

Favorite aria: Habanera, from Bizet's Carmen

Most visited country: Chile

Favorite athletes: Julius Peppers and Nigel Pepper

Personal defense weapon of choice: Pepper spray

Vehicle of choice: Cayenne (Porsche)

Favorite movie: Paprika

Favorite book: The Curious Charms of Arthur Pepper

Favorite comic character: Pepper Potts

Favorite Glee character: Suzy Pepper

Favorite politician: Claude Pepper

Future plans: To buy 100 acres for growing peppers and to have more @little-peppers to help with the pepper farm.



Wow! That's an impressive bio, @papa-pepper! Feel free to add anything that I have missed that's completely made-up.

SGL


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LMAO! That's a good one! You did miss something though. Here it is:
Favorite fantasy movie: Harry Pepper! LOL!!!! :D :D :D

hahhahhaha too much pepper in the post :D

HAHA This is one spicy bio! This should be interesting, look forward to seeing others.

So funny, thank you for writing it up! :D

that's a lot of pep's in your bio :D well done mind you I like me a tune or two from red hot chilly pepper myself :) I look forward to see what others come up with :) thanks for sharing

Nice pepper post ;)

Yup! Certainly peps one up and puts a pep in ones step!

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