Jokes

in #funny5 years ago
     #Joke# 

A small boy and his father are talking--
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Small boy :Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father :I think so. What is it you want me to write?
Small boy :Your name on the report card.

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Boss :(asking the applicant) Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant :Because oh illness.
Boss :What was the trouble?
Applicant :My boss was sick of me!!!
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