Things came to a head quickly when steroid-free Kaptain Kielbasa was announced in the ring.
Shrinkage and penis envy took a back seat as soon he recalled the Kaptain's brutal finishing move...
Bear with me, as it's hard to remember... oh yea, The Weapon of Ass Destruction!
Catch them all?
well lucky the other wrestler didn't opt to bite him down there or he would have lost half his teeth