Kill Two Birds With 25 Stone

I'd like to redefine the concept of "kill two birds with one stone," while embracing the metric system for my international audience.

Wait for it.

Waiiiitttt forrr itttt...

Dear God, please help these poor birds. They've done nothing wrong and they're tired of constantly flapping.

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