I sexually Identify as a Feline

in #funny7 years ago

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of being a cat. To play with yarn, drink milk, and END THE LIFE OF THAT RED DOT!!

I always dreamed of getting belly rubs from family and friends, then attacking their arm out of love and affection. I spend my days running around the house, jumping up on the furniture, and taking naps. Every now and then I meow at my cat who lovingly meows back at me. I have even converted my boyfriend into a cat person!! I have yet to get loving meows back from my him. :'(

People tell me I will never be a cat but I don't care because I am the most beautiful kitty around!! I hope to someday have ears and a tail to finally fulfill my life long dream of becoming a feline.

Thank you for reading and understanding.~
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