IS DONALD CHUMP A PIONEER IN INTER-SPECIES SCALP TRANSFERAL SURGERY?

Its widely known that the don is a big fan of scalp reduction surgery.

That is where they get the sides of the scalp and stretch it up to cover the massive bald patch on top. Sort of like putting a rug over the stain on your carpet from where your dog got diarrhea and let rip right in the middle of the lounge.

What is not so well known is the technique of scalp transferal surgery, where they get the hairy bit on the back of the head and transplant to the top.

Sort of like when they suck all the fat from a woman's stomach and inject it back into her arse to make it look like she's packing serious booty like Kim Kardashian

Unfortunately if you are climbing the stairs to a plane and there is a big wind gust, everyone can see that under the worlds worst comb over is a bald back of head...

And that looks damn creepy. Not as creepy as the time killary klinton was climbing the stairs to a plane when she got diarrhea and let rip right in the middle of her white pantsuit - but in the same ballpark.

Chump's ex wife Ivana once claimed that unable to cope with the pain from all his scalp surgeries, which he's been having since the 80's, he once wigged out and beat her.

Not surprisingly, the chumpster is taking things to a new level these days. He is a pioneer. Inter-species scalp transferal surgery is where you transfer the hairy part from an animals coat and put that over the bald spot. He has begun raiding the lush coats of orangutans.

The results are so realistic that nobody in America has noticed - on the contrary they are saying that he is the first real president in decades.

I realise that I now have a reputation for being a deep state sock puppet spreading pro-American propaganda beneath a vale of being a drug taking anti-semite, and this post may just be seen by some as a last ditch desperate attempt to appear anti-establishment.

Yes, this post may look like utter bollocks that I just made up, and I may eventually have to swap to one of my other Steemit identities because this one is falling apart at the seams, but first I'll have one last crack at appearing to believe that President Donald Trump is not America's savior, and I just hope that people will again see me as a wild conspiracy theorist out to expose Americas dirty secrets.

Duality is the name of the game.

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