I've spotted an Alien and it was not at 3 AM, I swear.
This is a serious post, if you are going to take it as a joke, please I invite you to remain.
Last night, I felt my whole body in a way that I never felt before.
It was 3 AM but something inside told me that going out to the back garden to get some fresh air would be a great idea.
So without overthinking it to much, I left with the slippers that i use to be at home and a jacket that barely sheltered.
A soft breeze caressing my whole body and a sky full of reddish stars with blue tones made me feel more alive than ever. I felt unstoppable, nothing and no one could spoil that moment. Or at least, that's what I thought.
My whole body was filled with fear, that powerful light from the heaven paralyzed all my senses, and trying to move would be totally useless.
Quickly, what seemed to be a probe, slid through the powerful light to perch on the back of my pants.
A pleasant sensation flooded my whole body. I had never felt in that way, everything seemed to indicate that I had experienced an anal orgasm.
Ok now seriously.
Why is there always a man on the TV who says he has spotted an alien, at 3 AM in the morning walking through the countryside?
Could not you have sighted it by day? And what did you do at 3 AM in the countryside?
And even worse, why was an alien coming down from his ship to enter on you an anal probe?
I don't know man, many questions and just a few answers.
Perhaps the UFO was flying over San Francisco!
#life
Anthony Robbins:The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.#dildo
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