The worst valentines day gift: A tradition
2016 The Gold Standard
Winner: Me
What the heck is that you may ask... well reader... it is... A hairy heartshaped box full of beef jerky. Whats more romantic than that? Why was this made? Who thought of this horrible idea, who then AGREED and then proceeded to make it???
Runner up: My wife
These pillows are definitely tacky, and why are those tags so huge? The world may never know... but she didn't stand a chance against my hairy jerky box. We found it would forever be the standard of bad gifts.
2017 Accidental amazing gift
Self proclaimed winner: My wife
These gifts were meant to be tacky, but are legit probably two of my favorite pieces of clothing. Rainbow cat pants! Need I say more? The "I love you" silk boxers definitely are up there on the cheese scale, but they are so comfy. I still wear both of these, and everyone else thought they were awesome... so I don't think thats a win for her.
The Real Winner: Me
A stupid pug that sings "I like big hugs and I cannot lie" to the popular "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot. She was immediately annoyed by it, the kids loved it, and it was hidden from sight within a few days... sounds like a winner to me!
2018 The comeback kid
My gift to her
I went for ultimate tacky this year, with poop emoji stuffy that says you're so stinkin cute, and a box of chocolate that made me chuckle because of steemit bots.
Her gift to me
Wow.... just wow... I am genuinely still cracking up at these stupid things... gold boxers that say trophy guy. I hate them so much lol. I can just imagine some jerk buying them for himself with a spray tan, drenched in bad cologne. Plus she gave me a little gift that I am pretty sure she got for herself saying "you+me=glitter" ... I have no idea what that means... but whatever... I think she won this year. FINALLY.
What do you think? WHO WON?
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What was your favorite bad gift overall?
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Pretty sure she won with those boxers. Unless you like to paint yourself gold and go to the park and pretend to be a robot. Then you're probably both winners.
Also, a cool cat heart you say?
She won this year. Hands down. No contest.
First year you definitely won, hairy beef Jerky hands down. Year two you win cause those cat pants are way rad! Year three... I have to give it to wifey... Those golden boxers are almost unwearable :D
Fun tradition!
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Nah dude. Your wife firmly kicked your ass this year! That's a knockout!!
I find this so cute, really! I'll do that with my couple haha~ Great post! Also thank you for your upvote on my illustration, following and upvoting you~ ♥
You guys are awesome about giving gifts. So creative! How did you find all of those?
I think usually target and walmart
hahahaha! Rainbow kittens got me! :D but seriously golden trophy boxers, everything lives on this planet :/ :D
I like your tradition! :)
In Serbia it is always a battle between "romantics" and drunkards... Cause on the Valentine's day it is also a Saint Trifun's(Tryphon's?) day - protector of vineyards and wine. :)
Hahahahaha.. Nice post
Same here! I don't like birthdays, christmas day, valentines day etc. When someone expects a gift of some sort or party it feels meaningless to me. A surprise gift or party is a special day.
Hahahah hilarious! I like the you plus me = glitter cuz I don’t really get it 😛