SMILE OF THE DAY

in #funny • 6 years ago

SMILE OF THE DAY

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Small Town Police Officer

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain..."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.
"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom."

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     6 years ago 

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     6 years ago 

    that was so funny! Please continue to make these kind of posts

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     6 years ago 

    thank you,,I will!

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