I gave this advice to another steemian and I will give the same to you.

If you want my honest good opinion, the least harmful way that wastes the least amount of your time to get high (unlike smoking it or snorking it, which is all people do all day who do it that way it seems to me ) ..... The best route is rectally.
Meaning, you crush it to powder, mix it with water, take a syringe with no needle or cap on it (KEY DETAIL THERE!) and then insert that rectally and hit the plunger. It takes effect in seconds to minutes (increasing as it goes) and you can go about your day. That's actually a good way to do MOST drugs to tell you the truth. You may be struck by a sudden urge to use the restroom after doing this, but if you are, you must wait if at all possible for at least 15 minutes so it fully absorbs first.

Is that the weirdest advice you've gotten this week? I would guess so. But it's legit advice and you'll get a better high. And it's a generally safer way of doing drugs in general than most others. This isn't advice most people would be willing to share. They would feel weird about suggesting it.
Putting drugs up your ass is a quick, effective, and safe way of doing them. :)
You are a great comedian and that's the reason we love you. Now experiment and have fun. Good night.