Crack is going to the moon! Sell all your crypto’s now and buy crack!*

*Warning: this recommendation to buy crack does not constitute financial advice. Using crack may lead to smug upper class wankers judging you, even though they are just a call-center manager who does lines of coke in the toilet at work with his mates - you know who you are!#

# _{Warning ⚠️ x 2: Not all people who manage outbound telemarketing businesses use cocaine; failure to appreciate this can lead to awkward social situations and inappropriate birthday gifts. All drugs carry some risk, especially if you are in a demographic that politicians like to dump on in an election year. If you want to take drugs, I strongly recommend that you be rich and white.}