Funny story on Friday

Beautiful girl entered the store vegetables next to the outdoor music stage and asked to buy all tomatoes, rotten eggs here. Shop owners rejoice: - There are now, but she bought several like to do? - In preparation for the musical concert tonight. - By doing a little evil to whether there was not a singer? - No, I'm the singer was. Still more careful physician sir!

In ethics class time, the teacher is teaching about the merit of teachers. The teacher asked the class: - They let you know about a fishing knives mentor. Class of silence. The teacher informs me that: - This sentence has two words "you" and "should" silence Grade 2 teacher training again fed reviews - 2 This statement includes the words "no" and "puzzle" class remained silent. The teacher was furious: - This sentence has 6 letters, including 2 word "teacher" and "doing". This is a question? Last class 1 timidly raised arm. - You said it was a question? - Teacher there is, "Do you not master puzzle".

A boss to work but forgot to pull the zipper, the secretary saw he reminded: My boss today's boss forgot to close the station to go to work and know that the boss startled a.Ong looking down, ashamed too went fighting shy : so she walked over there with me to see the BMW's in there? she went secretary answered: Yes sir no boss, I just saw a bike lying flat tire stock zag aside severance.