Funniest Joke In The World

in #funny10 years ago (edited)

Something, Nothing, and Crazy


Once, there were three friends. They were named Something, Nothing, and Crazy. Crazy was very good friends with both of them, but Something and Nothing weren't the best of friends. Something also tented to get very mad and act on violent tendencies. One day, while hanging out at Crazy's house, Nothing got Something very mad. Something got to a point where he killed Nothing. Scared out of his mind, Crazy called the police. Their conversation went like this:
"Hello, is this the police"
"Yes"
"I would like to report a murder. Something killed Nothing."
"Are you crazy?"
"Yes, how did you know?"

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Funny joke! And judging by the photo, even Jessica Parker loved it :)

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