I've often thought about dressing up nice and reading my vaginas to people in video format. I'll smoke a sophisticated looking pipe and sit in a cool chair too. Put a bookshelf behind me so I appear to be intelligent. I don't have any books though. Just all these damn vaginas.
OMG! You found my vagina!
Woot! Your vagina is no longer lost.
Oh vagina! Oh vagina! Oh vagina Clementine! You were lost and gone forever, vagina sorry Clementine.
Ooooooh! You should hit that vagina with the d...Tube
I've often thought about dressing up nice and reading my vaginas to people in video format. I'll smoke a sophisticated looking pipe and sit in a cool chair too. Put a bookshelf behind me so I appear to be intelligent. I don't have any books though. Just all these damn vaginas.
Put the vaginas on the bookshelf beind you...
Boom!
Problem solved.