Of Quips and Quirks
Quotes need not be all serious, and teaching life lessons. There are quotes which are witty and humorous. They are sometimes called quips.
Take a look at today’s selection of Quips and Quirks. Remember the ones you like best, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour.
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A fool and his money are soon parted, but it is remarkable how many fools have money to part from. - Edgar Guest
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. - Unknown
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
How happy is it for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ignorance than our perfection! - Fulke Greville
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston S. Churchill
Oozing charm from every pore, he oiled his way around the floor. - Alan Jay Lerner
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. - Mathew Arnold
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss. - Evan Esar
Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm
Being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. - Unknown
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein
If you can’t answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. - Elbert Hubbard
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Some of these quips...lmaoooo. Love it! Humor & inspiration are both important. 🙌💗
Hi there @pixiepost. Thank you for taking a look. I am glad that you enjoyed this selection of quips. Yes, we all need humour and some inspiration from time to time. Have a great weekend! 😊 !trdo
Another great collection! My favorite is the second one, about the dirty house and the wine. That is the epitome of my life right now. All is mud, but there is always wine if a friend drops in!
Howdy @goat-girlz. Happy to hear from you again. I am glad you enjoyed the selection of quips. Have a great weekend. !trdo