for me, the Brazil nuts cat wins the prize.
I enjoy laughing about some of the English I see on t-shirts in Europe too...not necessarily wrong, but just weird and made up and not something I would ever put on my body - also some of the French I see on restaurants and clothes, etc here in the US is equally amusing! and of course we've all heard stories of people thinking their Chinese tattoo says peace and love but really it says turkey or something like that... gotta love language!