You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: I Asked a Fortune Telling Machine if Steemit Will Make Me RichView the full contextopheliafu (76)in #funny • 8 years ago A wise machine to use for all financial advice.
It will also tell you which bank has the longest line up. Need directions? It has your back. It will even let you know when you're about to die. This allows us to go on elaborate spending sprees without worry.