@nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist Himself here again.
Damn, that was a close call last time. Before I was so rudely interrupted, I was trying to explain the top ten reasons why I will not be writing an article today. That post was quickly hijacked by the ass himself, That Guy.
Nobody likes That Guy, right This Man?
 | This Man speaks the truth. You're right, he's a dipshit. |
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 | Thanks for chasing him away. That was funny. For someone so evil, he sure got the hell out of here fast when he saw you. |
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| Next time, This Man will kick him in the balls! |
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| I'd pay to see that! |
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Me too!
| Oh, hey Big Little Slims. |
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Hi! Can we play now?
| Sorry Big Little Slims, I don't even have time to write an article today. |
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No fair!
| Next time, I promise! So anyway, yeah, I won't have time to write an article today. These are the top ten... |
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Oh no! That Guy just smashed This Man over the head and threw him in the Thatmobile!
| What do we do! Wait, is that a note? Look at this Big Little Slims! |
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There's more on the back! Read it to me!
| It says, "That's right, for as little as one dollar per day you too can save a This Man. Please call 1-900-ThatGuy for further information. Operators are standing by, do not delay, act now!" |
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This is intense!
| Is it ever! Sorry folks out there in Steemit land, I will not have time to write an article today. Uhm... here, look at this picture I made. |
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To be Continued!
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Part one located here.
Oh no, a hostage situation, what e're will you do? Are those raptors in the bottom pic? Will Those Raptors save This Man from That Guy?
If you're seeing raptors, then they're raptors! Stay tuned! Maybe I'll get to the bottom of this!
Not just any ol' raptors, Those Raptors.
...I think this just angered people. Instantly lost a follower! Tough crowd....
*edit. Or maybe not, didn't see the votes until now... Whew!
I hope you didn't, that would be seven shades of shitty, jeeze, haha! Maybe That Guy and Those Raptors terrified them ;)
Win some, lose some. Can't impress everyone! I like doing things differently, it's fun! ...and this can't be scarier than anything on TV, video games or even youtube! I'm glad this place allows for creative freedom. You'd think that would attract more users. If only they knew!
Raptors, huh? I thought they were exploding, pustulent cysts. I hope I'm wrong.
Maybe pustulent isn't even a word. If it is, I clearly don't know how to spell it.
Whatever they are, they sure did a good job of keeping everything confusing.
Excellent, what more could you ask of them?
Hahaha! I've noticed that certain words I thought were words get the angry red lines here. Let's see, pustulant comes up in google dictionary but it's still getting the red line, ha! Well, steemit likes the word raptor, and probably our friend prefers that description over bursting cysts anyway ;)!