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RE: Things You Can Do When You Get Bored of Feeling Like Nobody is Paying Attention To You
Pro tip: Hide your bananas from that man before his attractants lure one in and they run off together. Trust no fruits or you'll find yourself alone on the side of the road with nothing but a consent form to use peefume in public.
I'm not a trained professional. This is not real advice. I honestly have no idea what I'm talking about.
Your advice came late... My man already ended up in jail because he raped a ripe banana.
I need to find a vegan guy now! He will treat bananas with respect...