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Butter.
Usually that's what I
Smear on myself when
Tremendous rain falls
Everywhere
Disproportionately.

Bacon grease works
Under the armpits for
Sweat and it'll keep
The
Elephants away
During road trips as well.

Brilliant! There is a rhyming
Undulation and
Synergy in
The prose you write that
Elevates the common word into something
Dramatic.

Bullshit. I do not
Unpack my
Squeaky
Tweezers until
Eleven o'clock on a good
Day.

Balls to that!
Umberto called me.
Something about
Tomorrow?
Early start to beat the
Doldrums

Blowjobs have been
Underappreciated
Since
Tina quit working the
Early shift at
Dudley's Bar and Grill.

Bubbly she was but I was
Unmanned when one time she
Started doing the
Toilet as she was
Eating my
Duke

Boy oh boy was I ever
Unaware of that
Situation until
Today's
Eventual unveiling of the
Dirty details.

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