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RE: This Just In: Some Random Asshole Started a Comedy Competition! There Are Prizes! Big Juicy Wads of SBD! Mmmm Money!
Too bad! I disqualified myself intentionally with the self vote. :)
I could remove it, but I really just wanted to help. It's so damn hard to get the ball rolling here on Steemit with comedy. Especially for those like me who write their own jokes and funny stories from start to finish. This is only a dick joke/toilet humor mess of impov performed in writing. I can do better! ...but it's also here to show people that it's OKAY to cut loose.
These other folks need the leg up. A morale booster. A competition has a fancy way of bringing out the best in people. It's for them and I have no problems with helping when I can.
I read this on my phone and had to reply and upvote you I started laughing.
Now that I see you self upvoted. You are now diskoalafied. Even if you remove it, diskoalfication will remain. Sorry but I must be harsh on these things.
Great post none the less.
“You are now diskoalafied.”
This is secretly how I’ve always hoped Aussies talk on a regular basis—sentences just overflowing with Australia-related puns.
Thank you for steering the joke straight into my fantasy version of how Australia works. I’m happier than you can imagine that you took it there.
In fact, I can’t describe how sad I would be if you dingo there......
Did—did I just, like, win Steemit?
So many times in our random and unexpected interactions I think to myself "hmm... we could be friends",
Definition:
We - @idikuci and @ilt-yodith
friends - people who drink together and occasionally discourse about irrelevent topics
But then I remember I don't know anything about you or even what your name means, is it an anagram for something? Yoda's rap name mispelt (lit-yodi)? I just don't know. And I can accept the Australian bashing and you taking my post and making it better, but I can't believe you would use a dingo's name in vain. It's just down right unAustralian of you.
I think I need time to process what you have done here today.
Cos it was pretty good.
Just having some fun. I was planning on writing a joke today anyway. I'll get 100, maybe 200 views(seems kind of slow today though) and hopefully help promote and get you some views, for free, so you don't have to spend more money just to give money away.