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RE: When Your Math Teacher Has an Accent...

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

Yesterday I finally showed up and got back on stage. This is already my turd post since returning. I've been informed of these changes and have no issues waiting patiently for the positive outcome many expect to see. Until then, I suppose I'm feeling my way around in the dark and trying to make the best of this situation... saving the really good stuff for a better time(especially the higher quality art... I really can't afford to waste it).

It feels good to be back and I truly enjoy entertaining you folks as best I can, even if it is corny at times. You're happy, so that means my mission is complete for the day. If I can get at least one smile per day out of someone, I'm smiling. :)

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Okay, admittedly I am super fried right now, but I don't get the 10, LOL. I get the tree and a turd, probably because you quoted it, but...maybe if it was a nine? Help, my inner blonde has taken over!

I smashed the ball into right field and slid into turd for a triple.

Yeah, I'm getting that turd is third and tree is three, just not getting the ten, I should probably look it up and not post this, so I don't continue the airhead streak on the blockchain...may edit later, lol.

Its no fair. He's using fractions. Fractions suck. My students lose their freaking minds as soon as they see a fraction. Oh and negatives. They hate those!

Try the trees and turds approach with them.

"Let's make fractions fun again!"

...said nobody, ever.

I'm sure somebody said it once... and then his friends beat the crap out of him!

That sounds about right!

LOL to both of these comments!

You know, I was super good at math in elementary school, but the right side of my brain decided to grow and overwhelm the left side as I got older, and suddenly anything mathematical or technical became a problem. Philosophy, language, arts, those things come easy :)

Three and a third plus...got it, jesus, LOL. I felt the cartoon light bulb blink on above my head...

I think I'll remain silent and let those tree turds torture you. :)

You would...Did I mention I missed you, you son of a bitch? lol. I am catching up on comments that I missed today, and I realized something. It can be a bit of a chore. But this banter, you, never was.

I'm like one of those robot vacuums. Sure, I suck, but at least people don't push me around(whatever that means).

Actually, that one I get, ha!

I wrote another dumb joke today. I might slip it into my next ridiculous post somewhere.

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